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05 März PLUS a quote "Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back with sorrow. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in." -- Katherine Mansfield 04 April Words to live by ...Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. 18 Dezember Suggestions
28 November Corporate WisdomCorporate Lesson Number 3
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While
it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung
on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually
thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the
cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops s--- on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of s--- is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut. 21 November Corporate WisdomCorporate Lesson Number 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch
of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight,
there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story is:
Bull---- might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. 18 November Corporate WisdomCorporate Lesson Number 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also
sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not?"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up. 29 Oktober This is so true!Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW What a Ride! 24 Oktober Talking about Come Play with me!!
Quote Come Play with me!! 20 Oktober Ten Commandents of Leadership
Excerpts from a speech given by Eddie Snow, Oakland #3, at the District Assembly May 18th, "If You Were Arrested For Being A Rotarian, Would There Be Enough Evidence To Convict You?" These are St. Edward Wrestling Coach Howard Ferguson's "Paradoxical Commandments of Leadership." I have since been informed that these are copyrighted to Dr. Kent Keith (4/30/06)
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